everybody panic

Theatre, film & podcasts.

Hi. We're everybody panic.

Thom is a writer and filmmaker. Krage is an actor and editor. We're both directors. Together we're everybody panic. We make fun things for other people to enjoy.

Stupid boys making things.

Theatre

We make it weird. We make it queer. We make it funny.

“…fearless and off-kilter from the start… a riotously silly and endlessly creative night out.”

All of Them, Dead [in research & development]Harry and Corey meet in an abandoned burger shop during the apocalypse. As they fall in love, the country falls apart.All Of Them, Dead is a play about being young and gay in the middle of nowhere. It’s about the things that go unsaid, it’s about two boys holding hands, it’s about clinging together as the world changes around you. And it’s about meat falling from the sky (no, really).Perfect for fans of Heartstopper and The Day Of The Triffids, All Of Them, Dead is a sharp, funny and touching queer love story for the end of the world.Selected for Oxford Playhouse's Queer Fest 2024 Scratch Night under its original title 'Wisbech Meat Shower

Supported by TORCH: The Oxford Research Centre in the Humanities

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Six Figure SuccessBe your own boss! Celebrate reaching diamond level with Patty Douché and Doctor Barry Escobar at the 26th Annual Douché Essential Oils World Distributer Convention. Enroll in Success-Freedom University in this interactive comedy and learn all you need to know about pressure selling essential oils and striking it rich in your community. Inspired by the real world of multi-level marketing, Six Figure Success puts the audience at the centre of this absurd and hilarious satirical convention.

"Hilarious, dark, bleak, brutal, witty. The exploration of regional queer relationships is tender and beautiful."

- Feedback for All of Them, Dead

Podcasts

Blending the absurd with the heartfelt, our podcasts have ventured from the satirical world of spoof true crime to inspiring stories of a theatre community during a pandemic.'I almost wet myself laughing': 50 funny podcasts to make you feel much better - The Guardian, Burnt ToastThe Parody Podcasts You Should Listen To - Living North, Burnt Toast

Burnt Toast Presents (2019-2022)
OTM Podcast (2020-2021)

"The tone is a perfect mix of positivity, fear and humour."

- Review of the OTM Podcast

Film

Troika: Recollections
Filmed and edited by everybody panic for Troika Theatre.
Through a series of unscripted one-on-one interviews and lively group conversation professional and amateur actors, all of whom have been part of a Troika Theatre production, reflect on and recount some of their most memorable moments.
Troika Theatre was supported by the Offbeat 2023 supported artist fund.

#MyPetMadeMe
Collection of online promos for a fundraising event.

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How to Get Involved

Join the creative team of All Of Them, Dead to create a zine set within the fictional world of the play.To get started just download the info pack to find all the guidance you need on taking part.Need more ideas? Scroll down to the inspiration section to learn about the fictional apocalyptic event that will shape your contribution.When you're ready to send us your work, just head back to this page and click the submit button.

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Watch our online zine workshop to learn how you can contribute.

About the show

Harry and Corey meet in an abandoned burger shop during the apocalypse. As they fall in love, the country falls apart.All Of Them, Dead is a play about being young and gay in the middle of nowhere. It’s about the things that go unsaid, it’s about two boys holding hands, it’s about clinging together as the world changes around you. And it’s about meat falling from the sky (no, really).Perfect for fans of Heartstopper and The Day Of The Triffids, All Of Them, Dead is a sharp, funny and touching queer love story for the end of the world.

How to send your submissions

Sharing your work is easy! Read the info pack for guidance on preparing your work for submission then when you're ready, click the link below to submit — no fancy tech needed, just your creativity! 🚀Once the zine is printed up, we'll contact you, and physical copies will be available at the show (or after by post).Deadline 18th May

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Inspiration

Step Into the World of All of Them, Dead

A deadly brain virus is spreading fast, and it all started with infected meat. The government swears it’s safe if you "wash it, cook it, enjoy it," but no one’s buying it. People are getting sick, losing control of their bodies, and dying. Society is falling apart, food is running out, and trust in anyone with power is gone.Now, the country’s a mess. Cities are empty, the government is barely holding on, and survival is all that matters.Rural communities, like the isolated fenlands, have become eerie wastelands where the virus lingers unseen, a silent countdown in the bodies of those who consumed infected meat. Some fight to hold onto normalcy, while others accept the inevitable: society is broken, and soon, all of them might be dead.

Need a soundtrack while you work? Listen to the All of Them, Dead playlist and immerse yourself in the music from the show!